(l-r) Sardu (drums), Screamin' Mikey C. (vocals/guitar), Chico Thunder (bass)
[not pictured: Wicked Gordy (guitar)]

Formed in the early '90s, Kansas City outlaws Cretin 66 set out to bring their patented brand of USDA prime R&BPUNKROCK’N’ROLLFUCKEDUPMETALLICNOISE to the hungry masses across this fine country and around the world. And bring it they have, converting audiences far and wide to the way of the Cretin and sharing their love of all the finer things in life - sex, drugs, rock & roll, cartoon teenagers that ride around in their van solving mysteries with their talking dog etc. - with anyone willing to have their minds suitably expanded. These four handsome devils kick out the jams and pour on the charm on Demolition Safari, the follow up to their much touted debut disc Burnin' Rubber Outta Hell's Garage (on Middle Class Pig.) The boys just returned from their second whirlwind Euro tour and in Spring 2002 they'll be hitting the highways stateside; look for them at a bar (or the headshop down the street) in a town near you.